We AARRR Recording Artists,
Theatrical Performers, & Scallywags Fer Hire!
Welcome Aboard Me Hearties!
If you’ve arrived here looking for Pirates for your next Event, then step aboard and let’s parlay, for it be our favourite subject. AYE!
So what be your Pleasure, Matey?
Mayhaps you wants us to perform at yer festival or public event and give it that old-world, swashbuckling tavern atmosphere, filled with sea-faring music, rowdy toasts, bawdy humor and a dash of outrageousness?
Well... THAT be our Pleasure! YAAAAARRRR!
Contact us at: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
So what be your Pleasure, Matey?
Mayhaps you wants us to perform at yer festival or public event and give it that old-world, swashbuckling tavern atmosphere, filled with sea-faring music, rowdy toasts, bawdy humor and a dash of outrageousness?
Well... THAT be our Pleasure! YAAAAARRRR!
Contact us at: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
So look lively & follow the links at the top o’this bewitched page that catch yer fancy to unlock a pirate hoard of fun and frivolity!
Cast us a Message Bottle upon the Digital Seas to discuss a
Mutually-Beneficial Accord, Savvy?
Contact us at: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
BIG NEWS!!!
Our 3rd Album 'FANNY' has been released and is available both as a CD and as a download!
Our Music now be available across the world on iTunes, Amazon, CDBaby, and others! Add us to yer favourite playlist!
Also simple-like, check out our Music Chest here on the website or to Capt'n Tor & The Naer Do Well Cads Pirate Invasion Facebook Page and our music store tab ta be getting yer share of the spoils and help us to make pirate musical history!
To listen while here…
click the links below to see the video on Youtube and/or play button on each of the viewers below.
'Like' us on Facebook and Youtube!!!
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LISTEN TO TRACKS FROM 'FANNY!' NOW!
Fanny! https://youtu.be/_bsnTeWV5rw A Bold Decision youtu.be/N_mtwHtWUIk Tortuga Girls youtu.be/2KZpcLO2wTY Legend of The Sea No Balls at All Medley: Dennis Murphy Polka & John Ryan's Polka Our Second Album
'Tavern Wenches' Listen now!!! Tavern Wenches - Title Track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ0r_NOVZug Leave Her Capt'n Leave Her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGesepto9hU Cameron's Stomp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxjcjn3j2MQ Sportin' Jenny www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9e9oOl6gsI |
Our First Album:
Surrender the Gold!
Tracks include:
'Tortuga Girls - An adaptation and re-imagining of 'New York Girls', but Pirate-Style! HUZZAH!
Listen on Youtube or Listen to the full song here:
http://youtu.be/FVIbbDiJ758
Surrender the Gold!
Tracks include:
'Tortuga Girls - An adaptation and re-imagining of 'New York Girls', but Pirate-Style! HUZZAH!
Listen on Youtube or Listen to the full song here:
http://youtu.be/FVIbbDiJ758
'The Boarding Party - A Capt'n Tor Original Jig with a macabre edge!
It is a rousing, fast paced tune from the perspective of a band of musicians on the quarterdeck of a pirate galleon commanded by Capt'n Tor to play while the pirate crew prepares to take a merchant ship laden down with plunder! Listen as the band holds forth in the thick of cannon & musket fire, sword fighting, and much more!
Listen on Youtube or Listen to the full song here:
http://youtu.be/Y_5aBmpIZFI
It is a rousing, fast paced tune from the perspective of a band of musicians on the quarterdeck of a pirate galleon commanded by Capt'n Tor to play while the pirate crew prepares to take a merchant ship laden down with plunder! Listen as the band holds forth in the thick of cannon & musket fire, sword fighting, and much more!
Listen on Youtube or Listen to the full song here:
http://youtu.be/Y_5aBmpIZFI
The Hangman's Jig (Original Song)
Youtube Show: http://youtu.be/0w0ex4ogaTE
Click Play below to hear this tune without leaving the website!
Youtube Show: http://youtu.be/0w0ex4ogaTE
Click Play below to hear this tune without leaving the website!
Get on board at Dockside and be able ta say Ye have been a Dedicated Member of our Crew from the beginnin'!
The Derelict (Best Version out there!)
Youtube Show: http://youtu.be/v0j0dAnJHlQ
Click Play below to listen without leaving the website!
Youtube Show: http://youtu.be/v0j0dAnJHlQ
Click Play below to listen without leaving the website!
'' SURRENDER THE GOLD!"
Hoist a tankard with the rest of the rambunctious crew as the notorious pirates - Capt'n Tor & Mad Myrtle - regale a Tortuga tavern with a musical yarn regardin' their last exploit at sea plunderin' a sizeable Prize from the aristocracy!
Prepare ta be Boarded!
This rare beauty can be heard in its entirety right here (look down) or on Youtube at http://youtu.be/0c8uKjVTsC8
(CRANK IT to listen to the full Pirate Tavern Flavor!)
SHARE LIKE A PIRATE!
YAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Hoist a tankard with the rest of the rambunctious crew as the notorious pirates - Capt'n Tor & Mad Myrtle - regale a Tortuga tavern with a musical yarn regardin' their last exploit at sea plunderin' a sizeable Prize from the aristocracy!
Prepare ta be Boarded!
This rare beauty can be heard in its entirety right here (look down) or on Youtube at http://youtu.be/0c8uKjVTsC8
(CRANK IT to listen to the full Pirate Tavern Flavor!)
SHARE LIKE A PIRATE!
YAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Meet CAPT'N TOR & His CREW!
Our Fearless Leader, Capt'n Tor!
The Capt'n gives a toast @ a recent
Pirate Invasion-Huzzah!
Capt'n Tor is the immensely talented, generously moustached, and outlandishly roguish Pirate Capt'n of the Good Ship 'Squidlips'.
Capt'n Tor is Eastern Ontario's only full-time Pirate Entertainer and he is considered the foremost authority on all that is Pirate-Related in these parts and mayhap the whole of Canada! No one is better at dreaming up new ways to have zany crazy fun than him!
The Capt'n plays no less than 12 different pyratical celtic instruments - a treasured troubadour !
Contact: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
Capt'n Tor is Eastern Ontario's only full-time Pirate Entertainer and he is considered the foremost authority on all that is Pirate-Related in these parts and mayhap the whole of Canada! No one is better at dreaming up new ways to have zany crazy fun than him!
The Capt'n plays no less than 12 different pyratical celtic instruments - a treasured troubadour !
Contact: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
Mistress
Gwenyvarr Blackshade Lovelocket
The Duchess of Debacles!
Photo Credit:
L. Aura Photography
As the Capt'n's First Mate, Miss Gwenyvarr is always ready for adventure!
This Lady of the Seas is pirate of the most upstanding character!
Miss Gwenyvarr's favourite past times include conjuring up rowdy racy toasts & press-ganging young recruits into the service of
Capt'n Tor!
Mistress Gwenyvarr adds her Voice, her Fiddle-Playing, and Thespian Talents as Stage Director to the exciting experiential musical-theatre craft Capt'n Tor provides!
Contact: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
The Golden Magpie of the Seas:
Miss Aureana Argentium
A sea-savvy lass with a weather-eye for fun is Capt'n Tor's lovely Bosun in staging parties for young Pirates!
Miss Aureana is as
smart as she is beautiful!
She also has the sharpest eye on the high seas, able to spot sails on the horizon at 100 miles! This is mighty useful in finding ships to conquest! Equally useful is this skill in evading them 'Navy Boys' and a subsequent 'long drop with a short rope', ifn' ye knows me meaning!
Miss Aureana is the Director of Stage Make-up, Costuming & Artistry, and is an accomplished singer and kazoo-player,
adding layers of soaring harmonies & hilarity to any event!
Contact: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
Miss Aureana is as
smart as she is beautiful!
She also has the sharpest eye on the high seas, able to spot sails on the horizon at 100 miles! This is mighty useful in finding ships to conquest! Equally useful is this skill in evading them 'Navy Boys' and a subsequent 'long drop with a short rope', ifn' ye knows me meaning!
Miss Aureana is the Director of Stage Make-up, Costuming & Artistry, and is an accomplished singer and kazoo-player,
adding layers of soaring harmonies & hilarity to any event!
Contact: captaintor@pirateparties.ca
Dark Dirk Shivers
The Swashbuckling Surgeon of the Seas
Dark Dirk Shivers interprets the song of the sea
Richly Bearded &
Quick with the
Mead Cup!
Marooned, and taken in by a tribe on a small island near Central America, this Dutch sailor, Dirk, is found by Capt'n Tor and crew when they anchored in the bay to resupply their ship. Excited by tales of adventure on the high-seas, Dirk, now an accomplished shamen-surgeon-healer, decides to join Capt'n Tor's crew to sail the seas for grog, gold, and glory and to learn more about the natural world and its pharmacological properties!
Depending on whether ye have sworn yer allegiances ta his Capt'n and Crewmates, Dark Dirk is ever ready ta heal yer woes with a potion or salve of his own makin' or ta cut a bit of ye off to experiment on!
Mind yer Liver!
Dirk adds Fast-paced Mandolin, Vocals, and Bodhran to Capt'n Tor & The Naer-Doo-Well Cads Pirate Sound!
Quick with the
Mead Cup!
Marooned, and taken in by a tribe on a small island near Central America, this Dutch sailor, Dirk, is found by Capt'n Tor and crew when they anchored in the bay to resupply their ship. Excited by tales of adventure on the high-seas, Dirk, now an accomplished shamen-surgeon-healer, decides to join Capt'n Tor's crew to sail the seas for grog, gold, and glory and to learn more about the natural world and its pharmacological properties!
Depending on whether ye have sworn yer allegiances ta his Capt'n and Crewmates, Dark Dirk is ever ready ta heal yer woes with a potion or salve of his own makin' or ta cut a bit of ye off to experiment on!
Mind yer Liver!
Dirk adds Fast-paced Mandolin, Vocals, and Bodhran to Capt'n Tor & The Naer-Doo-Well Cads Pirate Sound!
ODDBALL SAVAGE
P0rt Royal's
TremendouslyTricksy, Indelibly-Inked & Routinely Rum-Swillin'...
DAEMON FORKBEARD !
Often caught accidentally sunning himself like a lizard upon the rocks in nawt but a scowl & his hat!
This former member of the Thieve's Guild, was renowned fer his love of a sharp blade, artful body modification, and the joy of a robust chin thicket ta squirrel-way his prizes - Mastering the slippery get-aways by covering himself completely in olive oil ... until he met his match in ODDBALL SAVAGE, a Port Royal cutthroat with a perchance fer ink and sharp pointy things herself!
Forkbeard signed on to the crew of
Capt'n Tor & The Naer Do Well Cads
ta add his harmonizing vocals, satisfying percussion, and rough n' ready yells!
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TremendouslyTricksy, Indelibly-Inked & Routinely Rum-Swillin'...
DAEMON FORKBEARD !
Often caught accidentally sunning himself like a lizard upon the rocks in nawt but a scowl & his hat!
This former member of the Thieve's Guild, was renowned fer his love of a sharp blade, artful body modification, and the joy of a robust chin thicket ta squirrel-way his prizes - Mastering the slippery get-aways by covering himself completely in olive oil ... until he met his match in ODDBALL SAVAGE, a Port Royal cutthroat with a perchance fer ink and sharp pointy things herself!
Forkbeard signed on to the crew of
Capt'n Tor & The Naer Do Well Cads
ta add his harmonizing vocals, satisfying percussion, and rough n' ready yells!
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